buzzfeeds:

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

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sasukehateblog:

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

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dickipedia:

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

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